Для тех, кому уже не помогает Nоt Giving a Fuck.(watch)
How to live Lisa Simpson life?
So, you want to be like Lisa Simpson? Well, read on and soon you will be top of your class just like her!
Just follow these easy steps: 1.Be Intellectual. Even though lisa is only 8 she reads a lot of 'classic literature like The Bronte sisters, or Jane Austen. Lisa idolizes famous women like Rosa Parks or Mother Theresa. If you hear of a name try find out about the person.
(NB от меня - если читать не умеете или не получается, другой совет: At least try and wear glasses like these to give you a funky, modern look.
2. Join a club. It can be whatever you want, it doesn't have to be a 'nerdy' club, though if that's the sort of impression you want to give off then by all means go to one!
3. Learn to play an instrument. Lisa plays the saxophone because she likes Jazz. If you don't like Jazz feel free to learn anything, like The Piano or Violin and play Mozart.
4. Be pleasant. Lisa is usually kind and helpful to everyone around her. The only time you can let loose is when somebody is being immoral. She is quite wise and has a lot of common sense. If you are in a tricky situation no matter what choose the option that makes you a better person. E.g If you fight with a friend talk to a parent about it and then you should start to realize that if you say sorry everything would be better.
5. Fight for a cause. Lisa supports various causes for example an anti-cruelty to animals cause. Try raising money for a cause of your choice, cake sales normally make quite a lot. Give ALL the money to your chosen charity.
6. Lisa is also a vegetarian and consumes a lot of soy (про сою -ни в одном эпизоде не видела.Это все гнусные американские инсинуации). Sometimes being a vegetarian might not be the healthiest option but if you just eat healthy then you should have no problem.
7. Be fit, Lisa likes to have fun outside. Run around or ride your bike
8. Have fun! (Вот это мне нравится)
9. You hardly ever see Lisa without a book in her hand, so try and read as much as possible! (Что - см. пункт один)
Tips * Lisa doesn't have many friends, but that doesn't mean you can't! Be bold, look people in the eye and talk to them! But never, ever give up your moral standards and values to gain friends (пошли нафиг, принципы важнее)
* Revise hard for exams but don't wear yourself out. Depending on the importance of the exam set a slot for revising but make sure you do not get tired -you will forget everything by the morning then.
* Get a dress code. This can be for yourself or for your friends. Lisa always wears an orange dress and a string of pearls, but you can wear whatever you want. Make sure you like it or else you will feel uncomfortable wearing it.
* If you have glasses, wear a funky pair with a solid black rim. (See picture).
Warnings/ Побочные эффекты * You may get bullied for being intelligent. Remember these people are nearly always jealous of you, don't let them get you down. (мой любимый пункт)
(использован материал с
www.wikihow.com)
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Кто все еще сомневается, смотрите сюда:
Лиза в лидерах в рейтинге Top ten geek haircutscrave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49293713-6,00.htmLisa Simpson: A geek alone
We've been in trouble before for including Lisa Simpson in our list of top girl geeks. Many of you argued that as a cartoon character she doesn't qualify,
but her heartfelt struggle to be true to her geekiness while all around her fail to understand strikes a chord in dorks everywhere.Lisa's hair is also a work of art, so it would be a crime against humanity not to pay tribute to it here. Lisa's hair is styled into eight spikes, which makes it mathematically pleasing, as well as visually stimulating.
Lisa also has the luxury of all-natural yellow hair, unlike some other TV stars who have to get their yellow out of a bottle.
Начало эпизода с Лизой - сатира на Apple. Всем фанатам Mac и Iphone смотреть.
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